The Devil's Reject

You can't design your life like a building. You just have to live it and it'll design itself.
  • me: haha ok
  • autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB

lianne-ong:

things i am scared of doing: 

  • ordering food in a restaurant 
  • walking down a busy high street on my own 
  • talking to people on the phone 
  • eating in front of people 
  • asking for help in a shop 
  • meeting new people 
  • being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know 

the future looks bright for me 

(Source: coepi, via at-least-we-tried)

  • Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
  • Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.